Wednesday, 9 March 2011

Act 1

 I find myself by a lake, surrounded by a few trees. Moving along I see a few rings above my head, I decide to grab them, they might come in handy later. A weird beetle like creature is moving towards me I do not like the look of him so I jump and squash him. On a ledge above me I find a box with some more rings in it. The path slopes up ahead of me, when I reach the top I find myself at a bridge and start to cross it, but wait, what's that, a flying fish launches at me from below, narrowly avoiding it I grab another ring and charge to the other side. There is something in a tree above me, I touch it and suddenly I feel invincible, I charge onwards, kicking two crabs out of my way as another bridge fast approaches, this time I am prepared and take the fish out.
 There are now some weird creatures flying above, they don't look too friendly so I don't hang around, the path comes to a drop, another ledge is in sight but I decide not to chance it and drop down. Walking on I suddenly find myself confronted by giant spikes sticking out of the ground, 12 of them in all, in groups of three, I manage to traverse them, garnering a few more of these rings in the process. More rings in boxes, and another beetle, I take him out and climb back up to the higher path, behind me I can see a strange pole with a blue ball on the end, I head towards it and give it a push, it spins around and the ball becomes red and plays a little jingle. Above two platforms are moving up and down, I manage to get on and ride them to a ledge, at the far side there are more platforms, not moving, but spread out, it would be something of a fall but thankfully the jumps are landed with relative ease. More moving platforms take me to another path, some weird creature start to chase me along the path but I lose them after falling through a weird s shaped tunnel, feeling somewhat dizzy I land below.
 My head take a bit of a bang but I soldier on, climbing over a rock, and clearing some more spikes, now there are rings under a waterfall, followed by more spikes and then two steps with a crab on, I jump on top of him and on to the top step, gathering a few more rings I make another charge forwards, I can see a sign with a face on, a chubby bald man with a ridiculous tache, I punch his face and the sign spins around to reveal my very own face, what a turn up for the books that is. A large ring hangs above my head, something you don't see every day...